id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
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I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
tell me about the fingering
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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