So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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