You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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