Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
is it fun? or sober?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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