I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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