wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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