I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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