billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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