it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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