He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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