Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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