Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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