I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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