glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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