I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
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Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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