it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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