Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
operation harelip BJ is a go
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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