I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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