You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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