Ikea night.
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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