I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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