Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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