i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
This is the high leading the old right now
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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