it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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