You surviving the open bar?
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I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I think my moral compass just broke
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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