There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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