First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
being pregnant is like rehab
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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