Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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