come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Dicks are not precious.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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