PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
just come out here and I will go home with you...
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
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we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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