Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize
