some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
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Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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