How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Randomize
