I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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