I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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