I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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