You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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