your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
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i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
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