we're blogging at a bar
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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