her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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