this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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