5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
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call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.