The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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