i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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