why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Green mimosas i think yes
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
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I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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