That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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