is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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