I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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