when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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