"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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