You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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