The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
im having a threesome with these popsicles
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
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I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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