How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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