i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
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I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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