So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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