Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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